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Name: Adriel
Gender: Male
Interests: Making thousands of viewers nod their heads in disagreement, as i stun them with a "pinch" of lamnosity
Expertise: Bass,
Occupation: Bassist, Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
2/19/2007
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| Why are Women called Women? Today, Oosh answers puzzled.
I'm sure you all know the process, of the creation of Eve, but for the sake of the uninformed, I'll just write it anyway.
When God made Adam, everything was supposedly perfect. Adam however, felt he needed someone else to talk to besides Mr.Cow and Uncle Lion; Thus, God created Eve out of Adams rib. How God put Adam to sleep still puzzles great theologians, some have come up with various theories, but I'll stick to the theory where God cast his level 500 snoozles spell on Adam. Knocked the heck out of him.
When Adam awoke and saw the most beautiful thing he had ever seen, he bluntly shouted "Wooooah, Man."
And thus, females were called Women, and God saw this. He said "All is perfect"
You have a merry Christmas. Cheers.
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| Having homework is an acceptable excuse to give for not blogging in ages! (thats a lie, the last time i blogged was when I was 15, i'm still 15, so there)
Anyway, camp pics yes.
Name: Nicholas Heng
Age: 17
Occupation :Bapa Ayam (the unpolluted, dont ask)
Abilities: Extreme annoyance by verbal means. Enhances powers by 50% when Mic's are available.
Symptoms: Dark skinned could have resulted from deep native indian heritage. Highly dangerous. Suffers from mental dillusions; he thinks he used to be in the native american war against the spanish.
 
Name: Melvin
Age: 8
Occupation : Stealing cheese and does advertising for M&M's
Abilities : Subtly steals your cheese by attractive gestures and expressions. An British accent. Growling.
Symptoms: Goes into seizure when cheese is scarce. Growls in a sort-of-cute way when he steals cheese snacks.
Name :Adriel
Age: 15
Mental Age: 5
Abilities: Taking on any clique styles. Lala's, Goth's, Emo's, Punks, and Nerds. Preferably Lala's. Is very photogenic. Can cause viewers to continuously stare at his picture resulting in eventual death.
Symptoms: Uses excessive 'X' and 'Z's as suffixes for almost or every word. Suffers from C.L.W.T.P.O.S.T.F.S.E
(Can't Live Without Taking Pictures Of Self Twenty Four Seven)
....... Nevermind.
So I hardly took any pictures due to my hectic schedule.
 
I DID take pictures of the Tea Field however.
I asked myself "How come the field is not plain white but green?"
and I realized, it was because it wasn't
"Plain White Tea's".. Ha-ha.
A_27 Out
"Diamonds may not be forever, but Rubies are Eternity!"
Oh josh josh....
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| Just wondering. Ghosts appear usually because they have unfinished business with some people on earth. So if the rumor that there is going to be a Micheal Jackson Ghost is real.
Then his unfinished business would be to molest/sodomize every child around.
If the theory that ghosts are bound to earth because of unfinished business is true, than what does
CASPER, the ghostly sperm have to finish?
His journey to the embryo? For crying out loud people, doesn't Casper look like a ghastly Sperm flying around?
A_27 out.
"To the Pie shop adriel said quite hungrily. They have cream pies there. :)"
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| Say, with the upcoming frenzy the revolves around superheroes, heroes, and.. zeroes; I figured I'd give myself a superhero name that best suits my powers.
Yes, I do possess some extraordinary powers that are not so ordinary because they are extra.
I'm gonna tell you the story of how I became a superhero and its not going to start off with an eclipse of the sun.
two days before Yc camp, I found myself rather famished and in a serious need of a 'char siew pau'. Thanks to our local 'kopitiams', I bought one. Also found out they sold soups, and so needless to say I bought one.
For some strange reason, I just started to say "ER ERR ERR ERR!" right after I was done with my meal.
*KABOOM* Sudden bursts of energy came upon me like thunder. I thought Storm from the X-men was pissed at me for discriminating Native Africans who practiced witchcraft! But how wrong I was! For it was the TV, broadcasting weather signals from Indonesia. So my transformation wasn't so dramatic as in the movies afterall.
"But what has all this nonsense gotta do with you acquiring your powers Adriel?"
Ah! Wait you impatient ones.
How I got powers were quite 'different' really. By chanting "EER's", I magical discovered how I gained a new power. See. By combining both my meals and the strange chant, I figured it all out.
SOUP-ER!
PAU-ER!
Btw, my superhero name is the Incredible Oosh!
It came from Samuel Lim. Who 'Shhh-ed' me, when I said "Ooo" during service.
there you have it, how I became a superhero overnight.
A_27
"Apa nama Saya??"
"OOSH!!"
-Some Malay Kids are not only cute. Their respectful. ;)
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| Planet Shakers shook my brain literally during their conference here in Malaysia not too long ago!
Well, actually it was just Henry. If you ask me, Planet Shakers are really beginning to suck.
Still, I wrote a tribute song for them!
more like a spoof of Take It all
goes like this
"Searching for Hair, the bald will be found.
In freedom we live, the balding cry out.
in search for a cure, but all they found is you..
Yun Yam! we'll only ever give it our all!
Chorus
YUN NAM, I'M LOSING ALL MY HAIR, BUT NOT MY FAITH IN YOU!
WOAH-OH-OH!
Ill Buy, and purchase it all today until you say... TAKE TAKE TAKE it ALL, TAKE TAKE TAKE IT ALL!"
A_27
Not making fun of Hillsongs or Planet Shakers at all, no offenses PS fans.
But I just felt that the world should be shaken at the sight of Henry's "MPB" (Male Pattern Baldness)
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